Ruling the cosmos!
I couldn't tell you, but I have to ask something. I was talking to Mr. K earlier, and he said that you can select which relic you have equipped on the Wii U's gamepad screen, so you don't have to pause like you would have to in the Steam version. Can you do that on the 3DS version as well? If you can, then the Wii U and 3DS versions should be completely faster than the Steam version.