Worst game you've ever played?

2007-09-27 07:04:55 pm

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Stanski, stop posting as a guest. It will be much easier for all of all us when you admit to the public you are an illiterate.

ok, i admit it.

Deadstick

2007-09-28 03:12:47 am

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I'm adding Alundra 2 into the list of worst game I've ever played. Don't know why I picked up this game off my shelf today, popped it into the PS2, and played it again. Controls are horrible, storyline is bleh (kind of funny though), music is somewhat unbearable, etc. It's nothing compared to the first Alundra.

Senor House-Mouse

2007-09-29 06:42:18 am

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I was joking... FF6 is actually one of my favorite games.
The Gameboy version of Gex is worse than afterbirth-on-toast. Don't ever eat it--er, play it.

Enhasa

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Enhasa: 2007-09-29 09:15:43 pm

2007-09-29 09:13:58 pm

everybody wanna tell you the meaning of music

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My worst game ever to be played was probably NFL quarterback club

This would be my answer too, PS1 version specifically. How you can make a game straight up worse than Tecmo Bowl after all those years is incredible.

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I found Solstice and WoW to be incredibly terrible compared to what I was expecting.

Equinox is the worst sequel I have ever seen to anything in any media, by so much, that if you think Solstice is terrible, you probably don't want to think about a world in which Equinox exists.

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The people at SNK really had their heads up their asses during the days of the NES.

What are you talking about, they made Crystalis. Tongue

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That and well, Lufia and the Forturess of Doom both have a horrible battle system that makes me wanna throw the game out the window. If I had the carts.

I don't want to sully your Dawn of Mana thread, so I'll say it here. I don't think someone who plays modern Mana games should have a right to say something like this. Sad

I was surprised nobody said SD in that "jump the shark" thread; it's a perfect answer. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which game I am thinking of.)

Also if you really hate Beyond the Beyond that much, you ought to dislike Golden Sun as well. Same with people who hate Rhapsody (I know, this is certainly not you), they ought to dislike Disgaea as well. If I ever met any of the people who fit into these categories, I would tell them everyone gives me all their money and it's the cool thing to do, because they are such sheep they would surely do it. Tongue

[quote]My worst game ever to be played was probably NFL quarterback club[/quote]
This would be my answer too, PS1 version specifically. How you can make a game straight up worse than Tecmo Bowl after all those years is incredible.

[quote]I found Solstice and WoW to be incredibly terrible compared to what I was expecting.[/quote]
Equinox is the worst sequel I have ever seen to anything in any media, by so much, that if you think Solstice is terrible, you probably don't want to think about a world in which Equinox exists.

[quote]The people at SNK really had their heads up their asses during the days of the NES.
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What are you talking about, they made Crystalis. :P

[quote]That and well, Lufia and the Forturess of Doom both have a horrible battle system that makes me wanna throw the game out the window.  If I had the carts.[/quote]
I don't want to sully your Dawn of Mana thread, so I'll say it here. I don't think someone who plays modern Mana games should have a right to say something like this. :( I was surprised nobody said SD in that "jump the shark" thread; it's a perfect answer. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which game I am thinking of.)

Also if you really hate Beyond the Beyond that much, you ought to dislike Golden Sun as well. Same with people who hate Rhapsody (I know, this is certainly not you), they ought to dislike Disgaea as well. If I ever met any of the people who fit into these categories, I would tell them everyone gives me all their money and it's the cool thing to do, because they are such sheep they would surely do it. :P

spineshark

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spineshark: 2007-09-29 11:54:44 pm

2007-09-29 11:53:28 pm

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That post was pure pain. <3

Also I like Lufia's battle system on its own merits (i.e. ignoring the fact that battles are random and that you kind of have to grind) better than a pretty significant majority of turn-based battle systems. I dunno though, I guess I'm like the only person who thinks ATB is kind of stupid, so whatever.

Anyway I'm too well-informed anymore and didn't game too much while I was little so I barely remember playing really bad games. So I have to give a couple of boring answers, like ET and Pac-Man on 2600. Also 3D Ballz for Genesis I guess. That definitely sucked [joke that is too obvious to be worth directly making].

qwerty

2007-10-02 12:14:28 am

Where there's air there's hell.

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TOP 3:

3.Dr.Robotniks Mean Bean Machine(Game Gear)
Wow, they try to make sonic tetris.I mean WTF?It didn't even play like tetris.Sound was horrible.And it sucked.
2.Tails Adventures(Game Gear)
Bad control. Bad attacks.Bad bleeps.BAD GAME! Angry

1.Tails Skypatrol
What the damned fuck was Sega thinking!!!!!!!!!!!Ugh, I glad that it was a Japen release only.Bad idea purpurse.
Bad gameplay.Bad design.Sega fucked up.

Ugh, I'm quoting my own post. :-[
A few days ago was playing those games again and i got addicted. :-[

So i will make a new worst game list.
i feel sad now :-[ Sad

Vugmer

2007-10-02 05:34:57 am

Cigar Man

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What are you talking about, they made Crystalis. Tongue

I've never played Crystalis, but if it is truly a good game, then there's only one explanation: SNK had their best employees working on their RPGs and then found some retarded interns to work on their top-down shooters.

Enhasa

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Enhasa: 2007-10-02 07:20:21 am

2007-10-02 07:19:43 am

everybody wanna tell you the meaning of music

Crystalis is a great game, much better than that one game it draws unfair comparisons to. You should definitely try it out. You can trust me, I recommend great games like Gimmick!

qwerty

2007-10-02 09:29:13 pm

Where there's air there's hell.

Top 3:

3.Blue Sphere (lock on Sonic 1 and Sonic and Knuckles)
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
The first few lwvels were fun, but then it got repetive.

2.Flicky
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
Concet, easy. Difficuty, medium. Control, fair.Fun Factor,3/10

1.Sonic 3d Blast
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
(Sigh) bad control, bad graphics, bad concept, bad levels,easy bosses,not a good start for sonic to 3d,unless the SS version is better.

New list, new games.
If you want to straight out complain please PM me,qwerty.

Yoshi348

2007-10-03 12:52:34 am

dinosaur from the past

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I dunno though, I guess I'm like the only person who thinks ATB is kind of stupid, so whatever.

I don't play RPGs that religiously, but, you're not alone. Except in my case it might be more that it annoys the fuck out of my play style. If I'm not going to do anything but pick from a menu, give me time to think out my strategy. And if I don't NEED that time, you probably have a crappy battle system with not enough depth.

NK3233

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NK3233: 2007-10-04 04:35:38 pm

2007-10-04 04:31:19 pm

It's-a me, Stalin!

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Top 3:

3.Blue Sphere (lock on Sonic 1 and Sonic and Knuckles)
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
The first few lwvels were fun, but then it got repetive.

2.Flicky
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
Concet, easy. Difficuty, medium. Control, fair.Fun Factor,3/10

1.Sonic 3d Blast
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
(Sigh) bad control, bad graphics, bad concept, bad levels,easy bosses,not a good start for sonic to 3d,unless the SS version is better.

New list, new games.
If you want to straight out complain please PM me,qwerty.

Fun fact: there were exactly 134,217,728 levels of blue sphere. I shouldn't really know that, but I do, so meh.

Oh, and you could play it if you put sonic 1 in sonic & knuckles.

systematic banana

2007-10-04 07:14:02 pm

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1.Sonic 3d Blast
System:Genisis,Gamecube,PS2,X-Box
(Sigh) bad control, bad graphics, bad concept, bad levels,easy bosses,not a good start for sonic to 3d,unless the SS version is better.

sonic started to suck dicks instantly when it turned 3D. the sonic adventure sonics are bad too, and by bad i don't mean good.

mario's transition to 3d was awesome, mario64 was really good. sonic in 3d just doesn't work. why can't they make 2d sonic games with really good graphics for wii, 360 etc?

one other reason why the 2d sonics were good is because they had good music, unlike games today. sonic in 3d ain't ballin, it sucks balls.

basic fool

2007-10-04 07:17:03 pm

forgot to say... the only good thing about sonic 3d blast was the music, there was actually some really good music there.

NK3233

2007-10-04 07:19:43 pm

It's-a me, Stalin!

Yeah, all 3d sonics have and always will suck ass. All sonic game gears suck ass. Sonic 2 is probably the only game out of the entire series that i'd say was a pretty decent game.

badass gamer

2007-10-04 07:58:50 pm

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Sonic 2 is probably the only game out of the entire series that i'd say was a pretty decent game.

lol, get your facts straight. both sonic3+knuckles and sonic 1 were better than 2.

AKA

2007-10-04 08:33:35 pm

He's back!

Actually Sonic's quest in the in the orginal game first 3D game on the Dreamcast was good, you can pretty much ignore the rest.

Senor House-Mouse

2007-10-05 01:44:55 am

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SA2 is one of the best games of all time.

Hitaro

2007-10-05 02:07:55 am

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SA2 is one of the best games of all time.

You are incredibly ignorant.

Senor House-Mouse

2007-10-05 04:30:10 am

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Say what you will, I really liked that game.
Of course, I haven't played it since I was like 10, so maybe my memory fails me...

Vugmer

2007-10-05 06:27:46 am

Cigar Man

I really like SA2, but I definitely wouldn't say it was one of the best games of all time.

Sporks

2007-10-05 08:09:56 am

c-stick sucks for songs

I'm gonna say Pac-man World 2 off the top of my head just because I remember getting motion sickness from it.

NK3233

2007-10-05 07:02:15 pm

It's-a me, Stalin!

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lol, get your facts straight. both sonic3+knuckles and sonic 1 were better than 2.

Sonic 1 was boring, and Sonic 3(+knuckles) took the series too far, and was quite shit.

ixfd64

2007-10-06 03:30:59 am

.: The one and only ixfd64 :.

The worst game I've ever played is probably one of those Flash games that took only half an hour to make.

The worst commercial game I've played is probably The Lost World: Jurassic Park for Game Boy.

armacham

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armacham: 2007-10-06 12:09:04 pm

2007-10-06 10:09:02 am

Ive played a lot of bad games for a short time, but the worst game that I played for several hours is an action rpg that came out a few years ago for the PC called Dungeon Lords. I kept thinking, why am I playing this? I kept fooling myself that it would get better. It didnt.

Rule number one, bad video games NEVER get better, they only get worse as you go along. Especially N64 games.

NK3233

2007-10-06 10:48:09 am

It's-a me, Stalin!

Actually, Super Paper Mario got better.