Worst game you've ever played?

2007-09-18 01:43:28 am

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3.Dr.Robotniks Mean Bean Machine(Game Gear)
Wow, they try to make sonic tetris.I mean WTF?It didn't even play like tetris.Sound was horrible.And it sucked.

The ignorance is strong in this one. So every puzzle game ever made is tetris? Other than the fact that it's a puzzle game, it's NOTHING like tetris.

It's based (as someone already pointed out) on Puyo Pop. It's very popular in Japan, and they even brought out a Kirby port named "Kirby's Avalanche". Kirby's Avalanche is one of my favorite games of all time.

JRL

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JRL: 2007-09-18 04:10:11 am

2007-09-18 04:09:49 am

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TOP 3:

3.Dr.Robotniks Mean Bean Machine(Game Gear)
Wow, they try to make sonic tetris.I mean WTF?It didn't even play like tetris.Sound was horrible.And it sucked.
2.Tails Adventures(Game Gear)
Bad control. Bad attacks.Bad bleeps.BAD GAME! Angry

1.Tails Skypatrol
What the damned fuck was Sega thinking!!!!!!!!!!!Ugh, I glad that it was a Japen release only.Bad idea purpurse.
Bad gameplay.Bad design.Sega fucked up.

Why didn't you try the Genesis version of Dr.Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine? That version is much better.

qwerty

2007-09-20 01:08:55 am

Where there's air there's hell.

I have BOTH sonic collections for gamecube.AND the genesis vesion IS better.I had ment the game gear (WTF) vesion

Senor House-Mouse

2007-09-22 03:34:43 am

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Final Fantasy VI. I mean what the hell? The soundtrack is crap, the characters are all cardboard cutouts (She turns into an esper, oooooh), the art is butt-ugly, there's no gameplay, and the villian is lettuce. It really, really sucks!

In all actuality, Quest 64 is pretty terrible (and good at the same time! I love this game AND hate it all at once). Brian is completely not likeable at all. With the battle system, you can tell somebody just said, "I have an idea!" and ran with it.

Hitaro

2007-09-22 03:45:23 am

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Final Fantasy VI. I mean what the hell? The soundtrack is crap, the characters are all cardboard cutouts (She turns into an esper, oooooh), the art is butt-ugly, there's no gameplay, and the villian is lettuce. It really, really sucks!

May I say, this statement is ridiculous in many different ways.

Essentia

2007-09-22 04:43:21 am

Everything's better with Magitek

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Final Fantasy VI. I mean what the hell? The soundtrack is crap, the characters are all cardboard cutouts (She turns into an esper, oooooh), the art is butt-ugly, there's no gameplay, and the villian is lettuce. It really, really sucks!

*Essentia is speechless*
FFVI is my favorite game of all time! If you actually believe that, then...well, it's sad!

BlueGlass

2007-09-22 05:08:20 am

Yep yep yep!

Judging by the second half of his post, the first half was a joke.

But if it wasn't, could someone please direct me to the sign-up list for people who want to kill Senior House-Mouse?

yoshmaster5

2007-09-22 03:46:24 pm

Also tenkiforecast

He was joking. :ph43r:

I honestly don't know what hte worst game I've ever played is... most of them I'll enjoy, or I've looked stuff up before-hand.

If I had to guess, it'd be a Ren and Stimpy game for the Original Game Boy, when my parents didn't understand that games based off movies or TV shows usually suck horribly.

Vugmer

2007-09-22 11:21:02 pm

Cigar Man

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3: NES guerilla war: This is stupid game/easiest game in the world. You don,t never can died.

Guerrilla War is a decent top-down shooter, but I definitely agree with you about how ridiculously stupid it is that you can continue forever in the exact spot where you just died. So all you have to do is close your eyes and hold up on the control pad, and you'll beat the game (but, really, that can't even be considered a game at all). The people at SNK really had their heads up their asses during the days of the NES.

mikwuyma

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mikwuyma: 2007-09-23 12:08:51 am

2007-09-22 11:47:15 pm

My feelings on The Demon Rush

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The people at SNK really had their heads up their asses during the days of the NES.

This is not isolated to the NES era.

Why do you think SNK went bankrupt?

Psonar

2007-09-23 12:02:06 am

Long live SF64!

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Wow... Your friend must have been rich.

My family owned a CDi while we lived in a trailer and my mom was going to college while working full time and raising me. Granted it was a gift from a relative, but I know $2000 is a bit of an overstatement there. I had the Compton's Interactive Encyclopedia which I used for many research projects back in the day, and a game called Zombie Dinos that I loved despite it's fairly poor quality. It was also our only CD player in the living room, so we used it for that some too. We nearly bought a movie for it once, but didn't for whatever reason. I'm not sure when the CDi disappeared, but we sure don't have it anymore. While I sincerely wish I still had my Virtual Boy, I don't miss the CDi.

Namcofan

2007-09-24 01:17:59 am

WAFFLES!

Star Voyager for the NES.

IT'S REALLY BORING!!!!!!!!!!

Bottles

2007-09-24 03:47:43 am

Back to the future for the NES.<_< The worst game I have played to date.

DeweyIsOverrated

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DeweyIsOverrated: 2007-09-25 05:38:54 am

2007-09-24 09:17:40 pm

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It's based (as someone already pointed out) on Puyo Pop. It's very popular in Japan, and they even brought out a Kirby port named "Kirby's Avalanche".

Replace "It's based on" with "It is".

Namcofan

2007-09-26 12:12:02 am

WAFFLES!

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Back to the future for the NES.<_< The worst game I have played to date.

I knew someone would say that.

Croc-Doc

2007-09-26 02:06:07 am

Hi

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Back to the future for the NES.<_< The worst game I have played to date.

Hmm, yes the game is bad, but not nearly as bad as the sequel. You might be thinking you're getting a great deal with BTTF II and III in the same cart, but you're actually getting 2x the suck. The game has little to do with either movie other than time traveling, and iirc, the only purpose of doing so is to plant seeds in the past to grow trees in the future to reach idiotic trinkets.

Bottles

2007-09-26 02:30:21 am

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Hmm, yes the game is bad, but not nearly as bad as the sequel. You might be thinking you're getting a great deal with BTTF II and III in the same cart, but you're actually getting 2x the suck. The game has little to do with either movie other than time traveling, and iirc, the only purpose of doing so is to plant seeds in the past to grow trees in the future to reach idiotic trinkets.

I haven't played the sequel and don't plan to.But yeah, it had NOTHING to do with the movie.

JRL

2007-09-26 05:20:29 am

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Japan actually got some good BTTF games.

ZeRo

2007-09-27 01:59:14 pm

Speed is everything!

Here is a nice video from gametrailers about Top Ten worst movie games.

tru gamer

2007-09-27 02:33:38 pm

shit... you wanna know what's the worst game i have played? shit.. the worst game i have played is final fantasy 6. you just fight all the time and then you read text. shit...

Sir VG

2007-09-27 02:44:33 pm

Fucking Weeaboo

There's three really bad PS1 games that come to mind:

1 - Darkstone
Reasoning: Horrible load times, boring gameplay, nearly zero audio.

2 - Beyond the Beyond
Reasoning: AWFUL graphics, bad in-game music (the remix albums are nice though), piss-poor gameplay.

3 - Parasite Eve II
Reasoning: Controls, controls, audio, and controls.

And one other title coming to mind:

Lunar: Dragon Song (DS). That and well, Lufia and the Forturess of Doom both have a horrible battle system that makes me wanna throw the game out the window. If I had the carts.

awwst

2007-09-27 03:03:21 pm

shit, that charlie's angels looks like a great game

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3 - Parasite Eve II
Reasoning: Controls, controls, audio, and controls.

dude the controls are like in resident evil what are you talking about0=?

shit... i thought it sucked first too (cos the controls were different from parasite eve 1) but it turned out to be prtety god.

mikwuyma

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mikwuyma: 2007-09-27 03:50:48 pm

2007-09-27 03:50:21 pm

My feelings on The Demon Rush

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shit... you wanna know what's the worst game i have played? shit.. the worst game i have played is final fantasy 6. you just fight all the time and then you read text. shit...

Stanski, stop posting as a guest. It will be much easier for all of all us when you admit to the public you are an illiterate.

kjhg

2007-09-27 04:04:52 pm

just admit it mike ... ff6 is a sucky game

Essentia

2007-09-27 04:08:59 pm

Everything's better with Magitek

Are people just trying to upset me now...?