I think I speak for all of the sda community when I say how angry I am for bringing our hopes up of there being hot male strippers in an update, and then being crushed to learn it was only a joke. :-[
light yourself on fire and look in a mirror. You'll definitely be hot and your clothes will slowly remove themselves from your body. Some kind of dancing should automatically begin to complement your hot stripping.
have fun, and don't forget to bring your video camera!