Much more speedrunners than many of you probably realize are in fact Japanese ninja. Some are even in our midst, posting in English. But I guess that's what makes them so ninja to begin with.
And not just any ninja, a cybernetically enhanced ninja.
A cybernetically enhanced.... half demon.... jedi knight... Ninja, with three thumbs, and the ability to control the game using sheer willpower. Wow, that's like.... six kinds of badass right there.
You would shoot mindlessly in his direction as he tries to make his escape. Since your average combat droid is as accurate as a Stormtrooper, I'm sure it'll be an amazing light show, but nothing's going to result from it.