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Mr. K: 2012-12-17 12:23:18 am
Yes
Greetings, SDA.  Do you love Contra?  Do you like to watch co-operative speedrunning?  Do you love tanks?  Do you ever lament the fact that video games today don't have enough explosions?  If you were to see a vehicle that was unattended would you prefer to shoot it instead of tear it apart with kicks or hundred hand slaps?  Are you wondering what possesses people to artificially induce muscle spasms to increase the frequency at which a single button is pressed?    Are you wondering when I'm going to start describing what this is?  If you answered "Yes" to any of those questions, or even if you were slightly unsure, the Contra Conference is the event for you to watch!

The Contra Conference is not a marathon.  Its goal is not to raise money[img][/img].  The cause we are asking you to support is Contra.  We love Contra and we want to persuade all of you to love it too.  We don't intend to persuade you to love it as much as we do as that is illegal in most democratic societies.  The sole purpose of this event is to create submittable two player runs for Contra, Super C and Contra III in one week's time.  We will reset early and we will reset often.  The goal is perfection. 

Streaming from (purportedly) sunny California

David, Heid (the man the rage)Man Jr.
Jonas (Hurblat [Second Swede of Speed]) Martinsson
Jeremy (Donkey [King] Kong) Doll
And myself, Mr. K

We will be streaming sporadically on my stream channel which is:
www.twitch.tv/mister___k
You can watch live starting Monday December 17th.


Special Features
--------------------
-16 spread bullets on screen instead of 10 in Contra
-More Rhythm in the base stages than a Dee Jay touch of death Combo
-Super C, now with 275% more FIRE
-H&K will seek revenge on Contra III co-op
-Mr. K will finally stream with a Mic
-Live video feed from the CCC - the  Contra Control Center (Not the Civilian Conservation Corps you were probably thinking of)
-YES
Thread title:  
Yes
Discuss.
B+Left, Left, Up+B, ★
Whoa, all the Contra runners are in California? Aweeeesommmmmeee!!! The Contra series is going down this week!

Quote from Mr. K:
-Super C, now with 275% more FIRE

I understand 200%, but where does that extra 75% come into the equation? As mayor, I think you should address this issue.

Regardless, I am hyped.
Fucking Weeaboo
Quote from zallard1:
Quote from Mr. K:
-Super C, now with 275% more FIRE

I understand 200%, but where does that extra 75% come into the equation? As mayor, I think you should address this issue..


Because Mayor K said so.

NEXT QUESTION.
SEGA Junkie
This promises to be an awesome week of co-op running, as werster and I will be throwing down S3&K attempts pretty much all week. Rest assured, though, that connoisseurs of co-op will be directed to the Contra Conference!
At around what times during the days can you expect to see this stream of wonders?
HELLO!
This sounds so amazing.
Fucking Weeaboo
How many drinks will Heidman have during the conference?

2 shots.
Professional Second Banana
My unabridged thoughts on this proposal:

YES!
Yes
It's time for revenge.
Edit history:
PJ: 2012-12-17 03:21:39 pm
PJ: 2012-12-17 03:21:39 pm
Is PJ
I'm attacking my pants aggressively.

Edit:  No, I will not clarify what that means.
Willing to teach you the impossible
Winning strats being created
The progress so far:

Contra in 10:37
Contra III in 14:11

For some unknown reason, we have also finished Contra Force. And routed it for a single player run.
Pro tip: don't make up new categories for Contra III at 1:45 am. Mr. K can tell you the strength of "any% on NES controller".

Today, we're hoping to finish a run of Contra. It's getting really close.

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Yes
Contra III is now sub 14.
I need in on this soon.  Saturday can't come fast enough...
Merry Christmas, indeed..!
B+Left, Left, Up+B, ★
Whoa, that top loader's got an LED power switch. Neato.

Also NES controller Contra III is pretty nuts, especially with fire on the stage 4 boss. When you guys were streaming this, I thought K was holding both controllers in his hands instead of using the floor to rest the classic controller on.
also I spy Contra Force... Hurblat/Heidrage, you know you want another new Contra Force record
Contra III is down to 13:48. Sorry we didn't stream it. We've encountered some issues with Amarec.
Willing to teach you the impossible
Oh how amarec passed me off...
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Exo: 2012-12-20 12:07:17 pm
Sandbagging
I'm attacking PJ's pants as we speak.

(Great stuff guys)
How did it pass you Heid?
Willing to teach you the impossible
Android auto correct. Can't trust sentries. Or you can say Im trying to clean up my language. What ever one you want.
Yes
Contra is down to 10:09.  The Contra improvements won't be as dramatic as the Contra III improvements, but we're still at it.