Real life speedruns

Krabbe

2005-05-02 10:33:24 pm

baum.

i bet no one of you can eat a tripple burger deluxe faster in one bite than me Wink

tell me what you think Roll Eyes

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Blublu

2005-05-03 12:04:31 am

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I can't even eat a normal burger in one bite. You must have a really big mouth.

ssd

2005-05-03 12:51:08 am

i want video or a twin galaxies conformation...

also, im glad this wasnt a sexual topic Grin

Kubelwagon

2005-05-03 02:07:28 am

Aren't we all? Roll Eyes

KennyMan666

2005-05-03 12:18:47 pm

Precursor

In M2K2's IRC channel, we once came up with discussing how to sequence break fucking.

The exact quote was: "still fuck though even if you're not trying to sequence break", when someone talked about Metroid Fusion. He meant to say "fun", but the damage was already done and it was no stopping it.

However, I think skipping foreplay was the only trick anyone came up with...

Trevor

2005-05-03 07:47:40 pm

nobody mentioned premature ejaculation?

KennyMan666

2005-05-03 09:54:52 pm

Precursor

I think that trick falls into the same category as skipping Dark Suit. It's possible, but not worth it.

Tub

2005-05-03 09:56:56 pm

m00

Preparation is the key. Just keep your semen in a bottle, so you can quickly dispatch it wherever appropriate in case something like "sex" starts to occur in your life.

However, going for speed in sexual intercourse is generally disliked by women. I strongly advise against speedrunning, let alone sequence breaking. It can seriously decrease your replay value.

Yes, I'm very glad this wasn't a sexual topic.

Ice Rabbit

2005-05-04 09:03:48 pm

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This is turning into a sexual topic.

ssd

2005-05-04 10:23:31 pm

i apologize. ~~ive embarrassed myself, the company, my family, my friends, my colleagues~~... ... ... !?

oh, wrong forum... Smiley

i apologize. ive embarrassed no one.

Morfans

2005-05-05 10:13:15 am

Hell is where the heart is.

I suggested we try a 100%

I got punched

Women!

Krabbe

2005-05-09 12:22:59 am

baum.

Hhahahahhahah thsi is ridiculous man, so you guys wanna make a tape of a speedrun in getting a girl to an orgasm? good luck with that bros Grin

if you actually get it done, then you gotto up the vid man, the timing starts when the first contact is done Wink

KennyMan666

2005-05-09 09:58:46 am

Precursor

I doubt Radix would publish it.

GuEsT

2005-05-10 02:16:15 am

I know of this alternate route that might be faster it involves...oh nevermind. Wink

Psychochild

Edit history:

Psychochild: 2005-05-10 06:27:28 am

2005-05-10 06:27:00 am

Ugh.... Can you imagine every time you stick your thing into her thang......

BUM BUM BUM BUMM BUUUUUUUUUUM BUMMMMMMM! (/Metroid)