It's been Christmas her for an hour and a half now (in NB, Canada), but I have to wait 'till my mother gets home (8 am) until I can open my presents. Yes, my mother works at Christmas...
Anyway, although I'm happy it's Christmas and all, I'm a bit dissapointed at how the weather is. I mean, there's barely any snow at all IN THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER. It snowed like, 4 times! I could walk outside and stay there for a while! D':
My Christmas Eve RULED. Even if I had to go shopping with my girlfriend, it was awesome ;D. I'm sorry, but when a girl holds up a pair of shoes, a purse, assortments of make-up, hair products or a dress of somesort and askes you how it looks, you just have to say "You would totally look fat in that" or something (I said it when she picked out a purse, and some store clerk lady looked disgusted with me. But that's mostly because I'm a teenager, although it could have been because I was walking down the aisles with purses and hats and saying they sucked horse penis.... I'm leaning towards that one) Yes, I lead an entertaining relationship @_@;
Then at night, my brother who no longer lives in this household came for a visit, we had the most amazing fucking dinner (fries and these awesome meat pies. Don't take that as sexual innuendo <_<), and then we opened presents. I had considered getting my brother a pair of fake boobs, but I thought against it. Mostly because my dad saw me trying to buy them, and I would have probably been impaled on a stake by my brother's wife.
And the weather in Toronto and in New Brunswick is exactly the same here in Edmonton. Usually the snow is up to my thighs and my balls are frozen to my leg at this time of year, but this year I was outside in a T-shirt, what the hell? I hope this doesn't affect the hills around here too much, because I've been aching to go skating and snow boarding for awhile now.
And how dare you people far East already open your presents. Just wait until I open MINE tomorrow. I'll come in this thread and lay the beat down with all my stuff..... which'll probably just be a pair of underwear garnering, "Talk nerdy to me."
Anyways, Merry Christmas everyone, I'm off to bed. I set up a video camera infront of my chimney and spiked the milk, so hopefully I'll be able to catch that Santa once and for all.
I hope I get what I asked for. Then again, who doesn't besides those trying to use reverse psycholig (sp?)?
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My Christmas Eve RULED. Even if I had to go shopping with my girlfriend, it was awesome ;D. I'm sorry, but when a girl holds up a pair of shoes, a purse, assortments of make-up, hair products or a dress of somesort and askes you how it looks, you just have to say "You would totally look fat in that" or something (I said it when she picked out a purse, and some store clerk lady looked disgusted with me. But that's mostly because I'm a teenager, although it could have been because I was walking down the aisles with purses and hats and saying they sucked horse penis.... I'm leaning towards that one) Yes, I lead an entertaining relationship @_@;
Then at night, my brother who no longer lives in this household came for a visit, we had the most amazing fucking dinner (fries and these awesome meat pies. Don't take that as sexual innuendo <_<), and then we opened presents. I had considered getting my brother a pair of fake boobs, but I thought against it. Mostly because my dad saw me trying to buy them, and I would have probably been impaled on a stake by my brother's wife.
And the weather in Toronto and in New Brunswick is exactly the same here in Edmonton. Usually the snow is up to my thighs and my balls are frozen to my leg at this time of year, but this year I was outside in a T-shirt, what the hell? I hope this doesn't affect the hills around here too much, because I've been aching to go skating and snow boarding for awhile now.
And how dare you people far East already open your presents. Just wait until I open MINE tomorrow. I'll come in this thread and lay the beat down with all my stuff..... which'll probably just be a pair of underwear garnering, "Talk nerdy to me."
Anyways, Merry Christmas everyone, I'm off to bed. I set up a video camera infront of my chimney and spiked the milk, so hopefully I'll be able to catch that Santa once and for all.
You sound happy.
And don'T count on getting to see Santa. Every single year, my family and I stay awake for hours, just waiting for him, laying the PERFECT trap, but we never saw him. Damn that dasterdly bastard >: (. Maybe he's more magical-ish than we all thought. Maybe he's Superman mixed with The Flash and The Green Lantern? Man, that would be scary... a Green Fast not-fat Santa...
Well I just finnished wraping all my Christmas Gifts. They look horribly wraped. Guess thats what happens when you try to wrap them in the fastest time possible.
And don'T count on getting to see Santa. Every single year, my family and I stay awake for hours, just waiting for him, laying the PERFECT trap, but we never saw him. Damn that dasterdly bastard >: (. Maybe he's more magical-ish than we all thought. Maybe he's Superman mixed with The Flash and The Green Lantern? Man, that would be scary... a Green Fast not-fat Santa...
Considering he got through China in a mere 40 minutes, he has to be superhuman. Not bad for a jolly fat man.
Considering he got through China in a mere 40 minutes, he has to be superhuman. Not bad for a jolly fat man.
You should watch Daily Planet (if you can). There was an episode talking about how Santa, the Reindeer and the Sleigh (and other random stuff) all HAVE too be super-human, un natural or flat out strange. Think of the speed they would go...and think of the weight of millions of presents.
Olive is just jealous that Rudolph gets all the glory every year, has a song, AND a Christmas movie. All because of that nose. ^^;;
But Olive DOES have a song, a movie, and nobody cares about Rudolf. Besides, I think it's Comet or some other random reindeer that said that THERE IS NO RODULF ]:<
And don'T count on getting to see Santa. Every single year, my family and I stay awake for hours, just waiting for him, laying the PERFECT trap, but we never saw him. Damn that dasterdly bastard >: (. Maybe he's more magical-ish than we all thought. Maybe he's Superman mixed with The Flash and The Green Lantern? Man, that would be scary... a Green Fast not-fat Santa...
Psh, everyone knows he's even MORE more powerful than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk put together!
I have had Halo 2 online for awhile and believe me when I say "you will get sucked in". I didn't get any games for christmas but I did rent Doom 3 which is pretty good.
Hehe, I never get anything gaming, computer or console related for christmas... or my birthday. I guess you can imagine that I have to put a lot of money on these things myself