Moo! Flap! Hug!
This is not (just) real life stuff. I am in active communication with JDRF at this moment -- it's 5:30 am in my time zone, and I'm writing (hopefully coherent) emails as I write this message. I'm not trying to create some sort of bizarre artificial drama; this is honestly just taking longer than I originally planned (one reason I started things so early this year...).
Fire a PM to Keypaladin with a video of the better times or description of the route. I've worked with Keypaladin before, and I have the highest confidence in his ability to learn any new techniques you can offer.
Quote from Therio:
Depending on difficulty this estimate seems awfully high. My Very Easy run is 1:42, and that's 22 or so minutes off of the record which is held by xtremeBored.
Fire a PM to Keypaladin with a video of the better times or description of the route. I've worked with Keypaladin before, and I have the highest confidence in his ability to learn any new techniques you can offer.