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Omgooses
I think he is the best reviewer on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/kolibiri

My favorites are:





He always cracks me up with his deadpan humor.
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The BaldurManiac
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I think he is the best reviewer on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/kolibiri

My favorites are:





He always cracks me up with his deadpan humor.


reviewers?... oh please...
I've watched his reviews.  By far my favorite.  I recommend giving him a try in spite of any prejudices against youtube reviewers in a sea of mediocrity. 
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ZenicReverie: 2007-09-18 05:45:15 pm
Waiting hurts my soul...
'eh.  I don't like his voice.  I think AVGN is better, but that's just me.  I know he's not technically youtube only, but that's where I found him out.

Looks like he's quitting the "reviewer" gig though.

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reviewers?... oh please...


I agree, he's commentator at best.
welcome to the machine
This topic has a distinct lack of Rob in it.
AVGN is a fag.
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NK3233: 2007-09-19 08:34:03 pm
It's-a me, Stalin!
You're all saying 'Favourite' and 'The Best' like there's an array of Video Game reviewers on YouTube. Before now I'd only heard of one. And this bloke you're on about is pretty rubbish, so I dread to think what all of the others are like.

And I wouldn't really call AVGN a reviewer, he just chooses crap games on purpose and rips the piss out of them.
A brave heart can defy any odds!
No, he chooses crap games and writes a 6 minute sketch around 2 minutes of actual game footage.

Oh and lets not forget the shit jokes! Those surely NEVER get old!

Angry Video Game Nerd is fucking stupid.
Omgooses
I love kolibiri's voice, I think his voice fits his humor very well.
The only good thing to come out of Youtube in that regard...


spread the dirt to the populace
OK, my thoughts...

Not a fan of this guy, Rob is so much better at mock stupidity it isn't even funny.

I like a couple things AVGN did, mainly the Bible games vid, and that's about it.  I actually didn't know King of Kings even existed before watching that, and I've been a bad game connoisseur for years.

The lack of SpoonyOne on this thread disappoints me.  Watch Samurai Zombie Nation & Final Fantasy 8 and tell me he doesn't blow away the rest of Youtube.

And so happy to see someone mention Yahtzee - that man is AWESOME, and he has a bunch more goodness on some non-Youtube site I forget right now.  Worth looking up, for sure!

-Josh
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And so happy to see someone mention Yahtzee - that man is AWESOME, and he has a bunch more goodness on some non-Youtube site I forget right now.  Worth looking up, for sure!


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/

as mentioned here...

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Enhasa: 2007-09-30 03:35:10 am
everybody wanna tell you the meaning of music
This guy is absolutely terrible, here is his MO (it's pretty obvious if you think about it for 5 secs):

1) Pretend to be stupid, make ignorant reviews of many, many games.
2) Because of his popularity, his reviews will show up at the top of many youtube searches.
3) Fans of a game who search for their beloved game (not necessary to see reviews) get his review. They are horrified that some moron has given their game a 1/10.
4) Said fan writes an impassioned defense in the comments.
5) Everyone points and laughs.

This would almost be defensible (if you are the kind of person who thinks something awful is a great site) if this guy were in any way funny, but he's not. So basically he's just a giant douche. His taste in games actually isn't bad (read that as: he likes games that he feels he ought to like, just like everyone else on the internet likes to do), but this whole thing is still really lame.

On a non philosophical note, I don't like this guy's voice, delivery, or basically anything about him. He seems like he'd be a nice enough guy in real life though, judging by how he treats his fans when out of persona. I'm not a fan of his persona though, which is what this thread is about.


Edit: If you want to see playing stupid done right, check out Rob's videos as linked in a post above.
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as mentioned here...

http://speeddemosarchive.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=main;action=display;num=1178571957;start=45#52
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This guy is absolutely terrible, here is his MO (it's pretty obvious if you think about it for 5 secs):

1) Pretend to be stupid, make ignorant reviews of many, many games.
2) Because of his popularity, his reviews will show up at the top of many youtube searches.
3) Fans of a game who search for their beloved game (not necessary to see reviews) get his review. They are horrified that some moron has given their game a 1/10.
4) Said fan writes an impassioned defense in the comments.
5) Everyone points and laughs.

This would almost be defensible (if you are the kind of person who thinks something awful is a great site) if this guy were in any way funny, but he's not. So basically he's just a giant douche. His taste in games actually isn't bad (read that as: he likes games that he feels he ought to like, just like everyone else on the internet likes to do), but this whole thing is still really lame.

On a non philosophical note, I don't like this guy's voice, delivery, or basically anything about him. He seems like he'd be a nice enough guy in real life though, judging by how he treats his fans when out of persona. I'm not a fan of his persona though, which is what this thread is about.


I don't see the philosophical issue here, it's just like Phil Hendrie, but with video games Tongue

But seriously, regarding your argument: I would have to disagree with your opinion of his MO.  While I have not watched every single one of his videos, my memory is telling me that there is no indication he is picking games beloved by gamers who will search for said games on youtube.  If I remember correctly, the least obscure game he has reviewed is tales of phantasia, in japanese if memory serves me right.  In fact, a recurring theme of his seems to be reviewing (J) roms without a translation patch, something that would be unlikely to be a cornerstone of your idea of his MO.  Moreover, for some deductive evidence, look at most current reviews: he just picked amiga games from the end of the alphabet.  If his MO was as you indicated, then isn't he picking the worst possible games?  Not that this is absolute proof against your argument, but rather that your absolute conclusion has not met its burden of proof.

Moreover, even if this were his MO, wouldn't one chide him for choosing an ineffective one rather than an immoral or amoral one?  By this, I mean who takes youtube reviewers seriously?  I must admit anecdotal evidence contained within kolibir's own videos would show the answer to my question is "some."  Perhaps a better question would be why would anyone take youtube reviewers seriously?  AVGN, jedite, armake21, and the grumpy gamer bitch have all made it clear their "reviews" are for entertainment purposes and not meant as true reviews.  Given kolbiri's tactics (such as the aforementioned playing non-translated roms, his blatant ignorance of the game he is playing, and his overall sarcastic tone), would he not qualify as the most blatant non-serious youtube reviewer?  You make it sound link kolibiri is luring people into a trap, but isn't going to youtube for high quality reviews from someone who has obviously only played the game for five minutes like going to dinosaur comics for philosophy?  It seems an inevitable conclusion of your argument is that those that take the internet seriously need to be protected.

As for your complaints regarding your opinion of his delivery, not much  I can do about that Tongue
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VorpalEdge: 2007-10-01 03:16:53 pm
welcome to the machine
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the least obscure game he has reviewed is tales of phantasia


He's just asking for it now.

In fact, I just watched that particular review, and... what?  That's it?  I'm completely unimpressed.  He didn't even try to find the bad parts, he just booted up the game for two minutes and did crap. :/

Also, I wholeheartedly support going to dinosaur comics for philosophy.
everybody wanna tell you the meaning of music
First I want to say, I've never seen AVGN, I've never even heard of another reviewer that people know of, and all I did with this guy is one time (because of this thread) I clicked on his youtube page and listened to maybe 3-4 of his reviews. And I want to say, you're taking this a lot more seriously than I am. Please, there's a reason I was never interested in debate team.

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While I have not watched every single one of his videos, my memory is telling me that there is no indication he is picking games beloved by gamers who will search for said games on youtube.  If I remember correctly, the least obscure game he has reviewed is tales of phantasia, in japanese if memory serves me right.  In fact, a recurring theme of his seems to be reviewing (J) roms without a translation patch, something that would be unlikely to be a cornerstone of your idea of his MO.

I never said he was picking out specific games; it's pretty obvious he just went backwards alphabetically through all snes games. He got bored of that (it's a lot of games after all) and is doing the same thing for amiga maybe.

About game choice, I think you're way wrong on this. You can use Zelda: LTTP and Ys 3 as examples. First off, you wouldn't want a popular game because it's harder (and gutsier) to make fun of the majority. Also you would get a lot of annoying spam, and comments like "you suck" instead of long, wapanese essays that are easy to make a one-line quip to, as you would for a Japanese-language cult classic. These people take their anime and games seriously, and would probably get angry at the "ignorance" of this dude. And at any rate, you wouldn't even make the top of the searches for something like Zelda, whereas he actually does for most of the games he reviews.

I think you have a pretty bad read on what I am saying, and what this guy is doing. I never said he was immoral, I just said his act was lame and not funny. Also you make it seem like I think this guy is a criminal mastermind, when in fact I think he is just fucking around. Obviously he started doing these because he thought it would be fun, and all the side stuff just comes with the territory.

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Given kolbiri's tactics (such as the aforementioned playing non-translated roms, his blatant ignorance of the game he is playing, and his overall sarcastic tone), would he not qualify as the most blatant non-serious youtube reviewer?  You make it sound link kolibiri is luring people into a trap, but isn't going to youtube for high quality reviews from someone who has obviously only played the game for five minutes like going to dinosaur comics for philosophy?  It seems an inevitable conclusion of your argument is that those that take the internet seriously need to be protected.

You make it sound like stupid people deserve to be mocked (the something awful way) instead of just ignored. This isn't political, I don't care either way, but I do know that when I see people spending their free time to mock people (think about this, it's pretty crazy), that makes me think they're douches. I'm not condemning it, I'm not asking them to stop, that's just my personal opinion of them.

Besides, I never said anyone is going to youtube for good reviews anyway. By now, nobody uses reviews for their intended purpose anyway, but just for gaming talk (c'mon, with a rom especially, you could just be playing the game yourself). His fans are looking at his reviews because they know they will be entertained. The visitors (say, a fan of the Zan series) are people who searched "zan" in youtube, maybe to see if there were any videos. Then kolibiri comes up first, and even though they already know about the game and don't need a review, click on it out of curiosity.

I already said it before, if somebody thinks these are funny, like the OP does, that's great, that's why he likes them. I don't think they're funny at all, they failed in their only purpose (entertainment), so I think they're terrible.
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And I want to say, you're taking this a lot more seriously than I am. Please, there's a reason I was never interested in debate team.

If that is how my "tone" (for lack of a better word) sounded, I apologize.  When this thread first appeared, I expected either positive or neutral (even slightly negative) opinions towards kolibiri.  I didn't expect the spanish inquisition :P.  But seriously, I only responded to your post because yours was the first one to give concrete statements I could respond to.  My exchange was meant to be informal only.

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About game choice, I think you're way wrong on this. You can use Zelda: LTTP and Ys 3 as examples. First off, you wouldn't want a popular game because it's harder (and gutsier) to make fun of the majority. Also you would get a lot of annoying spam, and comments like "you suck" instead of long, wapanese essays that are easy to make a one-line quip to, as you would for a Japanese-language cult classic. These people take their anime and games seriously, and would probably get angry at the "ignorance" of this dude. And at any rate, you wouldn't even make the top of the searches for something like Zelda, whereas he actually does for most of the games he reviews.

Actually, he did do a review of y's 3.  While I do agree that choosing extremely popular games would have the effect you described, the issue at hand is whether comments on his videos taking him seriously are a consequence of his choices or a result of his planning (your opinion of his MO).  Just as using extremely popular  games to review would back-fire because of their popularity, wouldn't unpopular games, in turn, back-fire by their popularity?  It's like the laffer curve, only in video games.  That is, there is a maximum positive yield point based on the interacting factors of the chance of video being searched and the chance of video being at the top of a search.  If he would want to increase his positive yield even marginally based on your perception of his MO, would his game picking not be non-random (or at least not non-nonsensical).

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I think you have a pretty bad read on what I am saying, and what this guy is doing. I never said he was immoral, I just said his act was lame and not funny. Also you make it seem like I think this guy is a criminal mastermind, when in fact I think he is just fucking around. Obviously he started doing these because he thought it would be fun, and all the side stuff just comes with the territory.

If my post sounded emotionally charged, it was only because that's how I read yours.  Even if you dislike his style, which from a subjective standpoint I can understand, I found "giant douche" to be a little bit of a stretch.  Also, you said you don't like anything about him, which I would assume to include his moral character, which is where the morality element of my argument comes in.

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You make it sound like stupid people deserve to be mocked (the something awful way) instead of just ignored. This isn't political, I don't care either way, but I do know that when I see people spending their free time to mock people (think about this, it's pretty crazy), that makes me think they're douches. I'm not condemning it, I'm not asking them to stop, that's just my personal opinion of them.
  Where did I say (or imply) that?  I was simply saying if people take him seriously, it is a result of their ignorance, not some trap kolibiri set up.  But just because they are ignorant of the youtube reviewer status quo (whatever that is), that doesn't mean they deserve to be mocked.  While I have not read every one of kolibir's comments for obvious reasons, I do not seem to recall him personally ever mocking people.  I have seen other users mock other users in his videos.  My argument, then, is that kolibiri is not responsible if his video causes someone to be mocked by one his subscribers simply because he created such as situation where the possibility exists. 
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Enhasa: 2007-10-02 03:15:14 am
everybody wanna tell you the meaning of music
Ok, no hard feelings all around then?

Just a couple things though.

1) I think we're both saying he's not planning out what games he picks? I used the term MO, but I just meant that colloquially obviously. Like a fat kid's MO is to eat pizza. I said this guy's MO is to trap morons (if you look at the comments he catches a lot), but I'm not saying he devised some sinister plan and now he is implementing it.

2) Well I called him a douche, but I call people all sorts of names, including friends. (It's just what people I know do, think South Park if you want. It's hard to tell from written text how serious people are, and you probably took my first post too seriously.) I might not like anything about him, but I don't have a problem with him, and I already said in the first post I bet he's a nice guy IRL.

3) Every single video I clicked on (admittedly, not much), he mocked every single person who complained about his reviews. I'm the first person to say "just grow a thicker skin" so it's not a big issue to me, but it's true.
It's-a me, Stalin!
You're arguing too much over a crap reviewer.
Enhasa:

Yeah, no hard feelings:  8)

1)  Looks like we agree on this point.

2) Yeah, I probably did take your post too seriously; I tend to overreact to "strong" language even though I swear (sometimes profusely) myself.

3) I was going on memory of watching his videos, which, with the exception of amiga ones, was at least 6 months ago. Tongue

NK3233: If you read the posts, you'll realize your conclusion was already reached.
 
i know this is 9+ years old and all but howardcneal is the best reviewer on the planet you guys ! !